In this new year, I shall not lack. I shall not be found missing in great places. Happy birthday to me. May God’s divine gift to me today be the greatest I’ve ever had.

I’m not getting old, I’m getting more distinguished-looking.

Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership.

Today is my birthday! My life may not have turned out exactly as I planned, but all in all, I’m one lucky [guy/gal].

“Please join me in honoring the birthday of a legend. Let’s get out, have a good time, eat as much as we can, and enjoy each other’s company as the day begins. Dear self, I wish you a Happy birthday.”

Today is my birthday. Congratulate my parents first, they taught me the awesomeness.

Wishing a special 21st birthday to the most special person in the universe – me. May happiness forever walk with me.

A whole year has passed and it has been 365 days of pure blessings, love, and care! I am grateful to have a wonderful life, so Happy Birthday to me!

Since no one cares about me these days, I am going to wish myself out loud so the entire online community knows it’s my birthday!

“Most people spend their entire lives attempting to be good people, but I am one of the fortunate few who has always been great. I wish you a Happy birthday.”

Happy 24th Birthday to me! I know it’s not one of the big milestones, but I’m getting drunk anyway.

I am officially a year older today and I’m not bothered at all about that because I know my age is just the number of years that I have been a blessing to this world.

Wishing myself a super duper birthday! I hope my friends remember my birthday and not my age.

Happy birthday to myself! Every year when this day comes around, I can’t help but to feel blessed for having so many loved ones surrounding me.

I waited for this day like a watchman. I will know this new age of my life for the best. I’ll accomplish unexpected goals. I’ll grow bigger wings to fly. The best will be my portion.

It is my birthday today! I will go out for my favorite meal and have a triple chocolate cake with ice cream. There are no calories on my birthday! Woohoo!

Wishing a fabulous birthday to the coolest tricenarian in the world – me. This is certainly going to be my year of greatness.

Happy Birthday to the love of my life. Just remind me how old we're telling people you are now…!

Here's to another year of questionable life decisions. I'm glad I get to make all of them with you. Happy Birthday!!!

♥ No amount of flowers or gifts is enough to tell you how I feel. Thank God it’s the thought that counts! Have a blessed birthday honey.

♥ I must be the luckiest man alive as I get to see you grow older by my side. I wish you the best on this birthday.

♥ You have been my pillar through hard times and danced with me during happy times. Allow me to celebrate with you on this birthday. Happy birthday my beautiful wife!

♥ I would cross dangerous seas just to see you grow a year older. I may be miles away but my heart is always with you.

♥ I would give you a thousand hugs and a thousand kisses but they simply won’t be enough to show how I love you. Happy birthday my love.

♥ As you grow older and wiser this birthday, I pray that you continue to grow younger at heart.

♥ Another birthday! I can’t believe that after all these years, you still look as beautiful as the day I met you. Happy birthday my sweet wife!

I know I can’t kiss away all your troubles but I will still give it a try. Have a marvelous birthday.

Happy birthday to my true life companion and the mother of my beautiful children. Babe, it’s amazing how even after all these years of marriage, you are still to me the most beautiful girl in the world. I shall never stop loving you.

My heart is full of hope that you are and always will be the happiest person on the planet with me! Love you.

And here are some birthday wishes for wife gifs you could send to your wife to wish her a Happy Birthday!

Loving you is a privilege, knowing you is a blessing, being with you is a dream come true.

♥ No amount of flowers or gifts is enough to tell you how I feel. Thank God it’s the thought that counts! Have a blessed birthday honey.

♥ I must be the luckiest man alive as I get to see you grow older by my side. I wish you the best on this birthday.

♥ You have been my pillar through hard times and danced with me during happy times. Allow me to celebrate with you on this birthday. Happy birthday my beautiful wife!

♥ I would cross dangerous seas just to see you grow a year older. I may be miles away but my heart is always with you.

♥ I would give you a thousand hugs and a thousand kisses but they simply won’t be enough to show how I love you. Happy birthday my love.

♥ As you grow older and wiser this birthday, I pray that you continue to grow younger at heart.

♥ Another birthday! I can’t believe that after all these years, you still look as beautiful as the day I met you. Happy birthday my sweet wife!

I know I can’t kiss away all your troubles but I will still give it a try. Have a marvelous birthday.

Happy birthday to my true life companion and the mother of my beautiful children. Babe, it’s amazing how even after all these years of marriage, you are still to me the most beautiful girl in the world. I shall never stop loving you.

My heart is full of hope that you are and always will be the happiest person on the planet with me! Love you.