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People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke

You don’t have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don’t care. That’s why it’s cool

Sometimes one day changes everything; sometimes years change nothing

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

I’ve never been cool and I don’t really care about being cool. It’s just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted

Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well

Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face

Yes, I know there is a really special place in Hell for me. It is called a throne

Be a flat in a room full of stilettos

People say go big or go home like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there

5% of statistics are made up. Like this one

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt

You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example

There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them