“A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked.” – Leann Rimes

I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as our friendship.

There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

And to think I was considering ghosting you.

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s not worth the jail time.

This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did.

People say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day!

Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.