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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.
“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
Look behind you see any eager faces, waiting for your next post? I thought not.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the filter.
Life is like a toilet paper. Either you’re on a roll or you’re taking shit from asshole.
Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Today is my birthday but I'll take gifts whenever.
I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a carebear, I’d definitely fight a carebear for you.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
You’ll lose a lot of money chasing women but you’ll never lose women chasing money.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
“I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.” – The Departed
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
“If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says keep away from children.” – Susan Savannah
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.
You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.
There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them.
Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train.
The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.
One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.
We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment.
The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.
