A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.

My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat.

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Thank you for sharing your big day with me, and a special thank you to the cake you’re serving

Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

My demons hide in my loudness. So if you don’t want the evil to come out, don’t shut me down in a very sarcastic manner.

“I totally knew that creepy guy was behind me. Sure I did.”

If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

I am so romantic sometimes, I think I should marry myself.

Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.” – Benjamin Disraeli

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

One day I’ll be thankful that my kid is strong-willed. But that will not be today. Not in this grocery store.

“People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.” – Benjamin Franklin

You may not always answer my texts but you answered my prayers.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.