A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!

The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble, and doesn’t exist.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately, both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.

I’m starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” – Gandhi

Every 60 seconds, there’s a b-tch posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.

Clean eating journal. Day 1: I am a goddess and my body is a temple. Day 3: Well, that was fun.

I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!

People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke

“We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” – Best in Show

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you've got two hands.

The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.