A preview of my life. This is not the whole movie. P.S.: if you wanna get behind the scenes just head to my stories.

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you we’re fucked.

Mental stimulation and an emotional connection between two people trump a physical and love connection any day. However, having all of the above is even more powerful and meaningful;

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason

In the word of Marie Antoinette, “Let them eat cake.”

I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After ten years you need a club and a spade.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, maybe it really is a duck. Either accept it for what it is or let it go.

“I think I’m getting sick.” The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband.

“I got a haircut! It went so well I went ahead and had all my hairs cut!”

“When the waiter asked what I’d like, I handed the menu back and said “yes, please!”

A human being without a friend is like a tree in a desert.

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

“It seemed like a good idea at the time. I have terrible judgment.”

If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue. – Katie Lee

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.