A preview of my life. This is not the whole movie. P.S.: if you wanna get behind the scenes just head to my stories.

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

“If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

Sometimes one day changes everything; sometimes years change nothing

What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? – Retired

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door

“I go to the gym because clearly my amazing personality deserves a body to go with it.”

That annoying moment when you finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, you have to pee.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

There are 100 billion nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them

You have to love yourself, first, before anyone else can love you

You don’t have to be crazy to be my best friend, but if you’re not, you probably wouldn’t want to be friends with me anyway.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate … but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.