“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.” – Malcolm Forbes

The best things in life are free*. (*Does not apply to pizza.)

I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me.

Before you judge me, try walking a mile in my shoes so you can see how little I care and how good it feels to be a mile away from you.

Behind every great woman is an even better friend to approve her selfies.

I try not to work too many Sunday. At least, not Sunday nights. I like to call them Sunday Fundays.

“I ain’t got lotta money but I got a lotta style.” —Fifth Harmony, “Top Down”

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.

No matter where I went, I always knew my way back to you. You are my compass star.

My husband thinks I am (just a little bit) crazy. But I am not the one who married me.

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you we’re fucked.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately, both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.

We’re all born a little crazy, some of us just choose to stay that way.

I’m just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home. Mainly because I can’t afford to go anywhere or do anything.

“Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” – Knocked Up

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.