“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Why you don’t consider my clever attitude in my serious photos

Today is my birthday but I'll take gifts whenever.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.

I hope we are good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through 47 walls, and haunt our enemies.

“Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.” – Stephen Colbert

Don’t know where the kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.

Sharing is caring. That’s why they always give me the last slice of pizza.

You know you’ve grown a lot as a parent when you watch your kid lick something in public and think, “Eh. He’s licked worse.”

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now

Time to drink champagne and dance on the tables.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

Clean eating journal. Day 1: I am a goddess and my body is a temple. Day 3: Well, that was fun.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. – James Dent

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.