“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.” – Samuel Johnson

The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.

“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” – Ambrose Bierce

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

“We broke up for religious reasons—he believed he was God and I didn’t.”

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

Lifehack #321: Keep cake fresh by eating it in one sitting.

I knew I had to make you mine when you laughed at my jokes.

You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.

“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.” – Mother Teresa

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids mistakes.

You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents

The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive. – Coco Chanel

How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife’s clothes

“My father taught me a good lesson: Don’t get too low when things go wrong. And don’t get too high when things are good.” – Robert Perish

hat if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.