“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” – Woody Allen

“If the grass is greener on the other side it’s probably getting better care.” – Earl Nightingale

This is the exact kind of couple post that single me would have rolled my eyes at.

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

Friends knock on the door, true friends walk into your house and start eating.

Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.

“When people tell me, ‘You’re gonna regret that in the morning,’ I just sleep until noon. I’m a problem solver.”

When the bus driver starts driving before you even get to your seat.

Sometimes I feel like giving up then I realize I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

My favorite music is your voice. The lyrics always speak right to my heart.

“No matter how close, you are always too far. My eyes are drawn everywhere you are…” ― Cora Carmack, Losing It

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

“What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” – Cindy Garner

Make milkshakes they said, the boys will come to your yard they said.

The problem with a rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.

“It’s complicated—our drink order, that is. The relationship is great!”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.