Best friends. Because of anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.

I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out some day.

Anything that could possibly go wrong often does – as well as a thing or two that couldn’t possibly.

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” – Meet the Parents

You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.

“No one is as lucky as us. We’re not at the end but, but we’ve already won.” — Paramore “Where the Lines Overlap”s

“Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.”

“You had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.” – Django Unchained

It may hurt you to look back in past or scare you to think what the future has in store for you, but those things might not happen if you have a best friend in the present with you.

“It’s complicated—our drink order, that is. The relationship is great!”

You marry so that you can know each other and the process lasts for infinity.

When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

You can’t make everybody happy. You are not a jar of Nutella.

You’ll lose a lot of money chasing women but you’ll never lose women chasing money.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.