Bi**h, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Take a deep breath and calm down, nothings gonna happen.

Yes, I have a fear of heights so what? it’s my problem, not yours.

“I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you might be the most savage person I have ever met.”

Since math is one of my biggest problems, I have no idea how many other problems I have.

Don’t be fooled by my listlessness. I’m actually busy at a cellular level.

Being rude is the best possible way to hide your feelings.

What’s the best kind of tea to drink on July 4th? Liber-tea!

And keep in mind that I don’t mind losing my mind.

Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.

You should have guts to raise your hand in the public and say whatever you want to.

“We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one is the bad influence”

You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.

Party like a Rockstar. Fuck like a Pornstar. Lift like a Monster.

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.

When you have a million dollar vision, don’t surround yourself with 1 cent minds.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.