Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Giving men marriage tips is a little like offering Vikings a free booklet titled ‘How not to Pillage’.

Why is it that we tend to take relationships for granted? We unconsciously think it can take care of itself. But love neglected is the start of indifference.

There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way out of key.

The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.

As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall... after I finish laughing.

Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well

My husband thinks I am (just a little bit) crazy. But I am not the one who married me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others, sandwiches.

I may look calm, but in my mind, I have killed you three times.

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.