Do I really look like a guy who spent the past hour trying to get the right lighting for this selfie? Of course not!

You may not always answer my texts but you answered my prayers.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.

“I’m now making a Jewish porno film. Ten percent sex, 90 percent guilt.” – Henny Youngman

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!

I got 99 problems, but a bad angle ain't one.

 All I need is you. (And maybe wine + chocolate, too.)

Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starbust. You are a pink starburst.

If you don’t feed yourself first with strength on Christmas meal then you are only able to pass gasses with an empty stomach.

Why is it that we tend to take relationships for granted? We unconsciously think it can take care of itself. But love neglected is the start of indifference.

“Chairs were created because someone, somewhere, wanted to solve a big problem: sitting on rocks causes sore bottoms.” – Bill Burnett

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure

I’m just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home. Mainly because I can’t afford to go anywhere or do anything.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, maybe it really is a duck. Either accept it for what it is or let it go.

Be picky with your men as you are with your selfies.

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.