Don’t tell me you love me. Tell me you’re outside with wine.

“The only time I feel light-hearted is when I’m on a plane at 33,000 feet.” – Robert Rivers

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

hat if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I am a ninja. No, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others, sandwiches.

I got 99 problems, but a bad angle ain't one.

I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn’t even know.

My biggest professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor but me.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.

Every 60 seconds, there’s a bitch posting a positive message that she doesn’t live by.

BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

“Insanity is hereditary – you get it from your kids.” – Sam Levenson

“The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.” – Nicky Gumbel

If you hurt my friend I can make your death look like an accident.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.