“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” – Will Rogers

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids mistakes.

Clean eating journal. Day 1: I am a goddess and my body is a temple. Day 3: Well, that was fun.

My husband would take a bullet for me but he’d criticize the way I drove him to the hospital afterward.

Newspaper Ad. For Sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 or best offer!

May you always have love in your hearts and beer in your belly.

“Why cake? It’s somebody’s birthday somewhere!”

“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”  –  Raymond Duncan

I’m at the point of parenting where “What did I just say?” could either be a threat or a genuine question.

I’m just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home. Mainly because I can’t afford to go anywhere or do anything.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I’m returning your nose dear, I found it in my business.

Grateful they're is okay being seen in public with me.

Gonna party like it's my birthday... oh wait, it is!

It’s not easy to save money when you have a fat girl’s appetite and a rich person’s shopping mentality.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.