F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.

“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” – Rodney Dangerfield

I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.

“Things worth having are worth waiting for.” – Me, preheating the oven.
Diet tip: Don’t.

Every day may not be good but there’s good in every day.

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I put my best foot forward, then my worst foot after that, then my best foot again.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits.

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.

Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams

Started not to give a stopped fearing the consequence.

Grateful they're is okay being seen in public with me.

If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.