Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

I’m returning your nose dear, I found it in my business.

“For a long and happy marriage, my advice to the groom is to always say, “okay, buy it!”

Grateful they're is okay being seen in public with me.

Why is it that we tend to take relationships for granted? We unconsciously think it can take care of itself. But love neglected is the start of indifference.

No girl will choose six-pack over six cars so stop going to the gym and go to work.

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” – Gandhi

Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

” I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.” – Joe Louis

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.

Be a flat in a room full of stilettos

Even the most beautiful people will have at least some insecurity, whether they admit it or not.

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time

I hate it when I gain10 lbs for a role and then I realize I am not even an actor.

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have the perfect intention.

“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” –  Lionel Kauffman

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.