Friends knock on the door, true friends walk into your house and start eating.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

Some supermodels are gonna feel really worried about their jobs when they see this.

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” — Joan Rivers

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” – Andy Warhol

“Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.” – Warren Buffett

I know the voices in my head aren’t real. But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

I used to think I am indecisive. But now I am not sure!

If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.

You have to love yourself, first, before anyone else can love you

A human being without a friend is like a tree in a desert.

“Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.” – Ray Kroc

I’m returning your nose dear, I found it in my business.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.