He’s not perfect, but at least he’s not from my hometown.

I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the 8-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away

The word “studying” was made up of two words originally “students dying”.

Feeling like a boss, and staring at the stars, it doesn’t matter the cost, ’cause everybody wants to be famous. — Everybody Wants to Be Famous by Superorganism

It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.

I try not to work too many Sunday. At least, not Sunday nights. I like to call them Sunday Fundays.

Make milkshakes they said, the boys will come to your yard they said.

You know that feeling when the really cute girl walks by in the mall, and you smile, try to be smooth, and take a drink of tea, and run the straw up your nose?

99% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it.

Dear life, when I said, “Can my day get any worse?” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband!

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends.

It’s hard being the brain and the looks in the relationship, but I always pull through.

Marriage is about finding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.