“I ain’t got lotta money but I got a lotta style.” —Fifth Harmony, “Top Down”

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” – Zig Ziglar

Some of the best memories are made in flip flops. – Kellie Elmore

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

We just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever.

I am standing outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding!

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept

You can tell how much someone likes you by the number of times they show up in your selfies.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” – Erma Bombeck

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Life is like a toilet paper. Either you’re on a roll or you’re taking shit from asshole.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.