I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.

“I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.” – Bridesmaids

“If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?

Wake up extra early so that you and your kids can still be 20 minutes late wherever you go.

The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

“If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett

Make milkshakes they said, the boys will come to your yard they said.

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful person foolishly question themselves despite how amazing they truly are.

I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.

I’ve forgotten a lot of things in life. A meal has never been one of them.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.