I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

“Put some Windex on it.” – My Big Fat Greek Wedding

You couldn’t handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.” – Gary Busey

What's a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful.

I can’t come to work today. I have to stare at the ceiling and question every decision I’ve ever made.

The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.

“I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.” – Bridesmaids

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Tell me how I have upset you because I want to know how to do it again.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

We make a really great couple. Well, at least that’s what everyone’s saying.

Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue. – Katie Lee

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.