I don’t know how their arteries aren’t clogged with metal, because both of these girls have HEARTS OF GOLD.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

All my life I thought the air was free. Until I bought a bag of chips.

We’re all born a little crazy, some of us just choose to stay that way.

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

I hope the birthday cake is as sweet as our friendship.

Your Kik status says Kik Login Online, if you’re online then why aren’t you texting me.

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

Thank you, Tinder. We didn’t meet on there but it definitely taught me who not to date.

“Hair blowing in the wind, losing track of time, just you and I.” — Demi Lovato, “Made in the USA”

“A budget tells us what we can’t afford, but it doesn’t keep us from buying it.” – William Feather

You could not handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.