” I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.” – Joe Louis

You could not handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

You don’t have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day

If you can't remember my name, just say, 'chocolate' and I'll turn around.

Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

You are a serious rock star, but you need much more efforts to start my rock.

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” – Zig Ziglar

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

“You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way.” – Michael Jordan

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

Life is very complicated. Don’t try to find answers because when you find the answers, life changes the questions.

“If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

“For a guy with a four-digit IQ, I must have missed something.” – Limitless

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.