I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new style of hair every morning!

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” – Gandhi

The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”

I'm not lazy, I'm just on save energy mode.

Sharing is caring. That’s why they always give me the last slice of pizza.

“Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!” – Eleanor Roosevelt

Look behind you see any eager faces, waiting for your next post? I thought not.

If you listen carefully then the earth has a lot of music for you in store.

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” – Hussein Nishah

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I don’t know how their arteries aren’t clogged with metal, because both of these girls have HEARTS OF GOLD.

The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

90% of parenting is about when you can lie down again.

There’s nothing more frustrating than dealing with a miniature version of yourself with the same shit-ass attitude.

Nobody is hungrier than a child who’s told it’s time for bed.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.