I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband does when the baby’s not sleeping.

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me.

Why you don’t consider my clever attitude in my serious photos

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids mistakes.

“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.” – Margaret Thatcher

To all my friends that I promised I’d never post a cheesy couples pic: Keep scrolling.

I am standing outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding!

When I was little, I didn’t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it’s obvious that my parents didn’t care either.

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

My boss asked me to roundup 17 employees pronto. So I said, “20.”

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.

I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

Lifehack #321: Keep cake fresh by eating it in one sitting.

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

During the day I didn’t believe in ghosts. At night I become a bit more open-minded.

Well, well, well. Look what finally decided to show up. Hello Friday!

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.