I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a cell phone

The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

Anything that could possibly go wrong often does – as well as a thing or two that couldn’t possibly.

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

I know you are a sensitive person but no worry I am Sensodyne to your sensitivity.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” -Linda Grayson

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.

 I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

I don’t want to be in a relationship, also I would rather be in a Range Rover.

I made a huge list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

Life is like a balloon. If you don’t let go, you’ll never know how high you can rise.

Summer is here. I’m in the process of moving all my bad habits outdoors

Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.

My children have my husband’s eyes. They can’t see what’s right in front of them either.

I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation.

“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.