I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine except money.

“Insanity is hereditary – you get it from your kids.” – Sam Levenson

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

Money laundering? I wouldn’t even know what soap to use.

“It’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” – The Hangover

I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.

I put my best foot forward, then my worst foot after that, then my best foot again.

You know she is your best friend when she helps you plan your non-existent wedding.

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

“The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” – Coleridge

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” – Les Dawson

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” – George Bernard Shaw

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

You’re only as good as your last haircut.

Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starbust. You are a pink starburst.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.