I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.

“If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett

The right dress and makeup can make a girl hang in Christmas tree through the happiest times of her life.

Funny how just when you think life can’t get any worse, it suddenly does.

One day I’ll be thankful that my kid is strong-willed. But that will not be today. Not in this grocery store.

“Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.” – Adrienne Gusoff

One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.

“We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” – Best in Show

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s not worth the jail time.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Life is like a balloon. If you don’t let go, you’ll never know how high you can rise.

“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley

“For a guy with a four-digit IQ, I must have missed something.” – Limitless

What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’

You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.