I hope we are good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through 47 walls, and haunt our enemies.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t your sport.

“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” -Linda Grayson

Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. – Nora Ephron

I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

Victoria’s Secret models, we're comin’ for your careers.

No funny business.  I’ll scream and dead or not it will hurt your ears”. – Penelope Fletcher

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.” – Calvin Trillin

Sometimes one day changes everything; sometimes years change nothing

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this. – Susan Branch

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is Psycho and the other is logical. Now please don’t try to figure out who is who.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.