I knew it was meant to be when I loved you even when I was hungry.

You are a serious rock star, but you need much more efforts to start my rock.

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

“You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way.” – Michael Jordan

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror

Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

My boss asked me to roundup 17 employees pronto. So I said, “20.”

“If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett

“The truth can be funny but it’s not funny to cover up the truth. Ryan Cooper, Difficult PeopleThe truth can be funny but it’s not funny to cover up the truth.” – Ryan Cooper, Difficult People

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

“Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

Some of the best memories are made in flip flops. – Kellie Elmore

Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money? This number is no longer in service.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I used to have functioning brain cells but I traded them in for children.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.