I know the voices in my head aren’t real. But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

Good morning beautiful! I hope I didn’t wake you and I’m sorry if I did but I just want to tell you that you’re an amazing and beautiful person and I hope you have a great day!

When your happiness is less important than the other person’s happiness, my friend you are in love.

“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough. Funny enough. Smart enough.

I look at people sometimes and think. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.

“Would you destroy Something perfect in order to make it beautiful?” ― Gerard Way

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” – George Burns

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

“Things worth having are worth waiting for.” – Me, preheating the oven.
Diet tip: Don’t.

I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco

“Why did no one warn me [eating ice cream/walking the dog/taking a picture with a baby] was so dangerous?”

When people asked, “what do you do”? Answer: “What Ever it takes”.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.