I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

“If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.” – Katherine Mansfield

 Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants.

Can we just skip to the part of my life where I travel the world?

I don’t think inside the box. I don’t think outside the box either. I don’t even know where the box is

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” – Bill Gates

‘You all worked really hard this year, I’m giving you all a check for $2,000. If you work the same next year, I’ll sign them’.

When it comes to work, change is inevitable, except for the vending machine.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

“Time made me stronger, you’re no longer on my mind” ― Boyz II Men

I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” –  Lionel Kauffman

As long as my bank account keeps growing, I couldn’t care less about anything else.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.