“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

We’re each responsible for the beauty we carry with us, ever day.

I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.

If we learn from our mistakes, shouldn’t I try to make as many mistakes as possible?

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite remarkable.

My favorite music is your voice. The lyrics always speak right to my heart.

Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money? This number is no longer in service.

I Live And I Learn But I Wait My Turn. I’m Always On The Run, Got Weight To Burn.

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.” – Calvin Trillin

This is the exact kind of couple post that single me would have rolled my eyes at.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

“Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.” – Paulo Coelho

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Emma Bombeck

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.