“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Single, taken, in a relationship. These are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.

“Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends)

I have everything in my purse you could possibly imagine except money.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

Did you say pancakes?!My bed is a magical place. As soon as I jump into it, it reminds me of all the things I haven’t yet completed.

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip“

You know she is your best friend when she helps you plan your non-existent wedding.

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.