I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

Changed all my passwords to incorrect, then every time I forget my password, it says “your password is incorrect”.

You have to love yourself, first, before anyone else can love you

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. – James Dent

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

I used to think I am indecisive. But now I am not sure!

Why don’t family members send me money for my birthday anymore? I need it now more than I was 7.

Just one more cookie. Just one more minute. Just one more episode – Lies I tell myself.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!

No girl will choose six-pack over six cars so stop going to the gym and go to work.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? – Jean Illsley Clarke

“Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don’t; men hope women won’t change, but they do.” – Bettina Arndt

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.