I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

Young people think that money is everything. Old people know that this is correct

When I was little, I didn’t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it’s obvious that my parents didn’t care either.

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it over to my account.

I’d love to be a Pinterest mom. But it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.

“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.” – Ambrose Bierce

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

 All I need is you. (And maybe wine + chocolate, too.)

Make milkshakes they said, the boys will come to your yard they said.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept

People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?

I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this. – Susan Branch

I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money.

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.