I used to think I am indecisive. But now I am not sure!

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

“It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business.” – Mahatma Gandhi

Nothing is cooler and more attractive than a big comeback, and that’ll be me

I am not feeling lazy actually. Actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It’s easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and go to work.

“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown

I just wanna spend the rest of my life laughing.

“Put some Windex on it.” – My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Mental stimulation and an emotional connection between two people trump a physical and love connection any day. However, having all of the above is even more powerful and meaningful;

“I just finished squats—and didn’t toot once!”

There’s a guy at my office that we all make fun of because he’s clueless. Today I found out it’s me.

I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now

“You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way.” – Michael Jordan

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

“Happen to things, don’t let things happen to you.” – Stephen Covey

Based on the amount of laundry, I’m going to assume that there are people living here I’ve never seen.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.