I was thinking of you and feeling fortunate that life brought us together and made “BEST FRIENDS”.

We’re going to make a cute old couple. At least I hope so because we’re not looking too great right now.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh

“Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” – Woody Allen

It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.

Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature. – Letters to Juliet, the movie.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst

Please God, if you can’t make me thin, make my friends fat.

Summer is here. I’m in the process of moving all my bad habits outdoors

They say don’t try this at home. So, I tried it at my friend’s home.

In the event that you don’t have anything decent to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

Friends don't let friends do stupid things... alone.

I knew it was meant to be when I loved you even when I was hungry.

I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.