I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

What part of “I need to save money” don’t I understand?

You could not handle me. Even if I would come with instructions!

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the filter.

“Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.” – Knocked Up

Throughout, your life can find a person who never gets bore with your talks.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn’t even know.

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

“I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.” – Gandhi

“The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” – Coleridge

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.

“Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting?” -Ray Kroc

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.