If at first you don’t succeed, maybe skydiving isn’t your sport.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough. Funny enough. Smart enough.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.

“You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.” – Joel Osteen

Marriage is like a good cardio workout. If it’s never challenging, you’re probably not doing it right.

Wake up extra early so that you and your kids can still be 20 minutes late wherever you go.

Friendship isn’t about who you know the longest. It’s about who walked into your life and said I’m here for you.

BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

Sometimes one day changes everything; sometimes years change nothing

You know we're close if you see the selfies I don't like.

I’d tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” — Joan Rivers

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here are a coffee and a million dollars.”

“What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.” – Cindy Garner

“When people tell me, ‘You’re gonna regret that in the morning,’ I just sleep until noon. I’m a problem solver.”

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.