If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.” – Les Dawson

Tell me how I have upset you because I want to know how to do it again.

If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.

The word “studying” was made up of two words originally “students dying”.

What's a queen without her king? Historically speaking, more powerful.

Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive. – Coco Chanel

“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.

Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Tuesday.

Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life, wives wants both.

“Oh no, my toddler got my phone, took this perfectly posed (but candid!)

Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.

“No one is as lucky as us. We’re not at the end but, but we’ve already won.” — Paramore “Where the Lines Overlap”s

I’m at the point of parenting where “What did I just say?” could either be a threat or a genuine question.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.