If I was funny, I’d have a better Instagram caption for this.

The smallest change can make the biggest difference.

"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."

“I’m my own competition – I’m competing with myself.”

Last night I saw you in my dreams, now I can’t wait to go to sleep.

You’ll never regret time spent with your cat

“Pictures of last night ended up online, I’m screwed”

It is responsibilities that ruin the fun of adulthood.

Life is the biggest party you’ll ever be at

“It’s just like damn—I’m competing with myself.” 

It’s Sleepy Sunday. So here’s a selfie of me pretending to sleep.

I may be down to earth but I’m still above you

If you’re looking for beauty, you’ll find it in nature

I’m a survivor, I’m not gonna give up, I’m not gonna, stop I’m gonna work harder.

Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.

Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me.

I’d rather be someone’s Sunday morning, not Saturday night.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.