If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Those who think it is not cool to be kind are cold-hearted

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

Be as picky with your men as you are with your selfies.

Have you posed by a naked statue today? No, your garden gnome doesn’t count

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown

I know you’re a man so you have to do the whole “It’s nothing,” thing… but I really wish you’d share your feelings so I could invalidate them.

Well, well, well. Look what finally decided to show up. Hello Friday!

You know we're close if you see the selfies I don't like.

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids mistakes.

The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

“I go to the gym because clearly my amazing personality deserves a body to go with it.”

Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?” – Barbara Streisand

I hope one day I will love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.

A man yells t his wife:
“Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery.” “Oh wonderful!”, she says. “Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?”. The husband replies, “I don’t care, just get out!”

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.