If we learn from our mistakes, shouldn’t I try to make as many mistakes as possible?

“If you are going through hell, keep going. Why would you stop in hell?” – Steve Harvey

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

Every 60 seconds, there's a girl posting a positive message that she doesn't live by.

Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live.

I’d give a fuck but I already gave it to your mother last night when you’re downie eat a brownie.

We just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever.

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.

Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.

People who act like they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me.

I know you’re a man so you have to do the whole “It’s nothing,” thing… but I really wish you’d share your feelings so I could invalidate them.

Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.