If you are a Christmas tree growing next to a Santa tree, does this somehow change the taste of both fruits? Would you get a selfie

I thought I was indecisive while choosing this photo but now I’m not so sure.

“We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.” – Best in Show

Marriage is 5% love, 5% compromise, and 90% knowing when you’ve already lost an argument and just folding the laundry for once, Ted.

“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” – The Devil Wears Prada

Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow.

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a cell phone

Did you say pancakes?!My bed is a magical place. As soon as I jump into it, it reminds me of all the things I haven’t yet completed.

Make sure to savor all your special moments, step outside of yourself, and bask in your own presence, while it’s still present.

Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck on an island, or something.

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.

Before you judge me, try walking a mile in my shoes so you can see how little I care and how good it feels to be a mile away from you.

I guess now is a bad time to say I’m not looking for anything serious?

“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.” – Benjamin Disraeli

“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale.” – Zig Ziglar

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.