“If you are going through hell, keep going. Why would you stop in hell?” – Steve Harvey

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Birthday candles aren't the only things getting lit this weekend.

“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.” – Mother Teresa

“The only time I feel light-hearted is when I’m on a plane at 33,000 feet.” – Robert Rivers

Ask me again how wedding planning is going, I will beat you to death with my guest list.

“When the waiter asked what I’d like, I handed the menu back and said “yes, please!”

Posting lyrics on your status, hoping at least one person will read them and take the hint.

“Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.” – Thomas Sowell

BRB = I don’t want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don’t care.

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

I’m usually charming, nice, and well mannered, OK for those who really know me you can laugh now

“Woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this outfit and makeup.)”

Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Tuesday.

“If a man empties his purse into his head, no one can take it from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.” – Benjamin Franklin

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope

“You can practice shooting 8 hours a day, but if your technique is wrong, then all you become is very good at shooting the wrong way.” – Michael Jordan

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.