If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers

The only F word out a woman’s mouth that scares me is “fine.”

Have you posed by a naked statue today? No, your garden gnome doesn’t count

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!

A little bit of a summer is what the whole year is all about. – John Mayer

Thinking I’m a moron gives people something to feel smug about. Why should I disillusion them?

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word “studying” was made up of two words originally “students dying”.

I hope you dance like no one’s watching because they’re not—they’re taking selfies.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

“How do I get out of this glass prison? Won’t someone help me? Please?!”

“Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting?” -Ray Kroc

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde

 All I need is you. (And maybe wine + chocolate, too.)

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.