I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

Husbands are like wine. They take a long time to mature.

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face

I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

“I go to the gym because clearly my amazing personality deserves a body to go with it.”

The hardest thing being single is finding a reason to shower.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

You are a serious rock star, but you need much more efforts to start my rock.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

“Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.” – Warren Buffett

My friends are the family I chose. And I’ve regretted that choice ever since.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

“Woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this outfit and makeup.)”

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them

Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you got.

You know all those things you always wanted to do? You should go do them. 

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.

Life is like a camera: you focus on what is important, capture the good times, develop from the negative and if things do not work out, take another shot.

There are a lot of adventures out there waiting for you to live them. 

Better to see something once than to hear about it hundred times.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read on the train. 

The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.

One’s destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world.

We wander for distraction but we travel for fulfillment. 

The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.